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School Hymn 13”

Poota is smart. Luck is dumber than dehydrated water. It’s a no contest. Dumb luck will turn that high tech love of your life into an oversized paperweight every time. But the School Hymn laptop sleeve can outgun dumb. Outside it’s as hard as a cat’s head. Inside, it’s a hug fest. Dumb’s luck just ran out.

Waterproof, shock resistant and complete with easy-grip elbow skin textured cover and fast access zipper, the small School Hymn will keep your 13-inch lappie, snug, safe and happy.

AUD $80.00

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NON-SLIP EASY-GRIP SURFACE

Elbow skin may not be all that attractive to look at but watch how it clings to your elbow for the rest of your life. Used on the School Hymn for the forces of good, that same texture helps prevent slippage on work surfaces and loss of grip when carrying.

WATERPROOFING MEASURES

Be it rain, hail, sleet, snow, beer or mixed drinks, the School Hymn's water resistant polyurethane vinyl outer is designed to weather the storm and keep your lappie dry.

ANTI-ABSRASIVE SURFACES

The polyurethane vinyl outer and brushed padded nylon interior combine phenomenal strength with exceptional smoothness. Your clothes don't catch. Your poota don't get scratched.

STRUCTUAL INTEGRITY

The polyurethane vinyl outer incorporates a laminate reinforcement that maintains your School Hymn's shape, and helps protect your lappie from knocks, shocks, smacks, whacks, bumps, bangs and all the other potential perils of portable computing.

BUILT TOUGH

Designed to outlast its lifetime guarantee, the sleeve features a reinforced, water resistant polyurethane vinyl outer, a padded nylon interior and bonded nylon thread with reinforced stitching on all stress points.

EXTERNAL DIMENSIONS

Width: 35.5 cm / 13.9 inches
Height: 25 cm / 9.8 inches
Depth: 5 cm / 1.9 inches
Volume: 3 L / 183 cubic inches
Empty Weight: 0.65 kg / 1.43 lbs

WARRANTY

Not just ‘a’ warranty, but the Legendary Crumpler ‘Til Death Do Us Part’ Warranty!

If your Crumpler bag fails as a result of defective materials or workmanship under normal use while you: a) draw breath and b) remain the bag’s owner, we’ll repair or replace the part(s) in question – no questions asked. Just drop your bag off at a Crumpler Store or mail your bag to a Crumpler HQ, postage paid, together with your proof of purchase and a short note to explain the problem. We’ll make it right and send it back to you ASAP.

If we reckon the fault occurred as a result of ‘abnormal’ usage – no offence intended – we’ll contact you and obtain your approval to repair the bag at your expense.