Dreadful Embarrassment

On the one hand you need an extra-large messenger bag. On the other hand you want a sleeve for your 17-inch laptop. So unless you want two bags on your hands, bag yourself the very handy Dreadful Embarrassment.

A hands-free way to carry your everyday digital and off line essentials, this slim fitting off-the-shoulder combo provides secure cargo carrying plus fully padded poota protection via an integrated laptop sleeve. Easy to carry, fast to access, water resistant and sufficiently indestructible to warrant a lifetime guarantee, the Dreadful Embarrassment is the one to get, if you actually want two.

AUD $155.00

Features

Sizing

FLEXIBLE, ACCESSIBLE SPACE

To ensure you can put lots of stuff in and get to it pronto, we first put in lots of thought. That's why the large main compartment has a dedicated EVA foam padded sleeve with velcro fastener to safeguard up to a 17-inch laptop. Why it features a six-pocket clutter buster for your phone, toons, pens and wotnot. And why thereís also a general cargo space, one velcro-fastened internal pocket, two internal stuff pockets, and a full-width external zippered pocket.

DUAL VELCRO FLAP FASTENERS

Seal the Dreadful Embarrassment's outer flap with its dual injection moulded velcro fasteners and even the most dexterous pocket pickerer will struggle to get their mischievous mitts in unnoticed.

DUAL QUICK RELEASE COMPRESSION STRAPS

Particularly paranoid about your precious poota? Excess-ing your baggage? Bring the dual quick release compression straps into play. Exhale. Click. Tighten. Done. What a cinch.

WIDE, ADJUSTABLE LENGTH STRAP WITH REMOVABLE SHOULDER PAD

The more stuff you carry, the more you need a wide strap to distribute its weight - and the more youíll appreciate the Dreadful Embarrassment's soft but strong 50mm flamed polypropylene webbing and removable Air Mesh shoulder pad. Complete with tri-glide buckle system, it will go to almost any lengths to ensure the bag sits right where you want it.

WATERPROOFING MEASURES

Be it rain, hail, sleet, snow, beer or mixed drinks, the bag's 900D outer, 300D Rip-stop inner and oversized flap are designed to weather the storm and keep your poota and its travel buddies dry.

ANTI-ABSRASIVE SURFACES

The 900D outer and 300D Rip-stop lining combine phenomenal strength with exceptional smoothness. Your clothes don't catch. Your poota et al don't get scratched.

BUILT TOUGH

Designed to outlast its lifetime guarantee, the bag features a super strength water resistant 900D outer, 300D Rip-stop lining, flamed polypropylene webbing, triple strength S-Bend webbing attachment, injection moulded velcro and bonded nylon thread with bar tak stitching on all stress points.

EXTERNAL DIMENSIONS

Width:	42 cm / 16.5 inches
Height:	34 cm / 13.4 inches
Depth:	21 cm / 8.3 inches
Volume:	21 L / 1281 cubic inches
Empty Weight:	1.1 kg / 2.4 lbs

WARRANTY

Not just ‘a’ warranty, but the Legendary Crumpler ‘Til Death Do Us Part’ Warranty!

If your Crumpler bag fails as a result of defective materials or workmanship under normal use while you: a) draw breath and b) remain the bag’s owner, we’ll repair or replace the part(s) in question – no questions asked. Just drop your bag off at a Crumpler Store or mail your bag to a Crumpler HQ, postage paid, together with your proof of purchase and a short note to explain the problem. We’ll make it right and send it back to you ASAP.

If we reckon the fault occurred as a result of ‘abnormal’ usage – no offence intended – we’ll contact you and obtain your approval to repair the bag at your expense.