Dreadful Embarrassment

On the one hand you need an extra-large messenger bag. On the other hand you want a sleeve for your 17-inch laptop. So unless you want two bags on your hands, bag yourself the very handy Dreadful Embarrassment.

A hands-free way to carry your everyday digital and off line essentials, this slim fitting off-the-shoulder combo provides secure cargo carrying plus fully padded poota protection via an integrated laptop sleeve. Easy to carry, fast to access, water resistant and sufficiently indestructible to warrant a lifetime guarantee, the Dreadful Embarrassment is the one to get, if you actually want two.

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FLEXIBLE, ACCESSIBLE SPACE

To ensure you can put lots of stuff in and get to it pronto, we first put in lots of thought. That's why the large main compartment has a dedicated EVA foam padded sleeve with velcro fastener to safeguard up to a 17-inch laptop. Why it features a six-pocket clutter buster for your phone, toons, pens and wotnot. And why thereís also a general cargo space, one velcro-fastened internal pocket, two internal stuff pockets, and a full-width external zippered pocket.

DUAL VELCRO FLAP FASTENERS

Seal the Dreadful Embarrassment's outer flap with its dual injection moulded velcro fasteners and even the most dexterous pocket pickerer will struggle to get their mischievous mitts in unnoticed.

DUAL QUICK RELEASE COMPRESSION STRAPS

Particularly paranoid about your precious poota? Excess-ing your baggage? Bring the dual quick release compression straps into play. Exhale. Click. Tighten. Done. What a cinch.

WIDE, ADJUSTABLE LENGTH STRAP WITH REMOVABLE SHOULDER PAD

The more stuff you carry, the more you need a wide strap to distribute its weight - and the more youíll appreciate the Dreadful Embarrassment's soft but strong 50mm flamed polypropylene webbing and removable Air Mesh shoulder pad. Complete with tri-glide buckle system, it will go to almost any lengths to ensure the bag sits right where you want it.

WATERPROOFING MEASURES

Be it rain, hail, sleet, snow, beer or mixed drinks, the bag's 900D outer, 300D Rip-stop inner and oversized flap are designed to weather the storm and keep your poota and its travel buddies dry.

ANTI-ABSRASIVE SURFACES

The 900D outer and 300D Rip-stop lining combine phenomenal strength with exceptional smoothness. Your clothes don't catch. Your poota et al don't get scratched.

BUILT TOUGH

Designed to outlast its lifetime guarantee, the bag features a super strength water resistant 900D outer, 300D Rip-stop lining, flamed polypropylene webbing, triple strength S-Bend webbing attachment, injection moulded velcro and bonded nylon thread with bar tak stitching on all stress points.

EXTERNAL DIMENSIONS

Width: 42 cm / 16.5 inches
Height: 34 cm / 13.4 inches
Depth: 21 cm / 8.3 inches
Volume: 21 L / 1281 cubic inches
Empty Weight: 1.1 kg / 2.4 lbs

WARRANTY

Not just ‘a’ warranty, but the Legendary Crumpler ‘Til Death Do Us Part’ Warranty!

If your Crumpler bag fails as a result of defective materials or workmanship under normal use while you: a) draw breath and b) remain the bag’s owner, we’ll repair or replace the part(s) in question – no questions asked. Just drop your bag off at a Crumpler Store or mail your bag to a Crumpler HQ, postage paid, together with your proof of purchase and a short note to explain the problem. We’ll make it right and send it back to you ASAP.

If we reckon the fault occurred as a result of ‘abnormal’ usage – no offence intended – we’ll contact you and obtain your approval to repair the bag at your expense.

 

Tikka

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I absolutely love this bag! I ordered on a Tuesday and had it by Thursday - pretty sweet. In a world where customer service a forgotten art - Crumpler's got it nailed. The bag is everything I wanted it to be and more. My 17" MacBook fits perfectly and there is still room for more crap than I could ever carry. Not only is it built tough, it looks great and it's got pockets for everything. I bet I could pack enough in it for an overnight. On top of the excellent bag, I also received a whole whack of other cool stuff from Crumpler! Playing cards, lick & stick tattoos, stickers, fridge magnets & the world's smallest matches! (Felt like a little kid at Christmas) So, if you're thinking about buying a bag - I say do it! You absolutely can't go wrong with a Crumpler.

Finally!!!

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I have tried many different laptop bags from the uber expensive Puma to the prototypical business/leather bag. And with all, I've had to use a separate sleeve. None had the type of room offered by the Dreadful. I have finally found my bag.

Sony Laptop

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I ordered it on the 30th. In the evening. It's now here. Don't you people at Crumpler ever sleep? Bag came in good condition. Fit my 16.4 inches Sony laptop just fine. Hope it last a life time... well... hope my life time is long.

Love It

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I've shipped it all over the world, it holds all my stuff and still looks new!

love my crumpler

By Anonymous

I was looking for a bag big enough to hold a 17 inch mac and this is perfect. Not only does it work well it looks good too! Service from crumpler is always spot on. Ordered online and the bag arrived the next morning. THANKYOU!!

Nice

By Matt

I've owned previous bags which break when loaded with the requirements of my life as a architect , the 'dreadful embarrassment' changes that by giving me a stylish bag which can handle the heavy loads.

Absolutely Adore the Dreadful Embarrassment

By Shaun Young

I've had my eye on the Dreadful Embarrassment for a few years now and finally found the perfect excuse in going overseas. It fits everything - my laptop, the power cable, my notebook, various bits and pieces of reading material, pencil case, jacket, iPod - in neatly with room to spare and I suspect I could quite comfortably use it as a day bag, regardless of what I end up doing with my day. The only real issue I have left is a relatively major one - why the heck didn't I buy one of these sooner?!

Dreadful Embarassment

By Tonster

I love it...only after two days of use...I absolutely love it. So much room still even when I've put my laptop in there. Well worth the money I spent

Solid!

By Calhoun

This is a great bag. I got caught in a downpour, on a motorcycle, with my laptop. I thought my machine was ruined, but my Dreadful Embarrassment kept it warm and dry inside. Easy to carry and holds all my stuff. Can't ask for more than that.

Didn't quite save my life, but close

By Yik

This is now my daily bag. I can carry my 16in laptop, its adapter, its mouse plus two folders and other sundry stuff I randomly carry around with me. The reason I love this bag is because at one point I was bumped at a warehouse and almost knocked off a loading dock - a decent fall if not arrested, of which I didn't have the reflexes to save myself. A coworker only had time to grab the strap and, after a very sudden jerk, was able to pull me back. I weigh over a hundred and twenty kilograms. My bag was able to hold not only that weight, but also the sudden strain of all that weight relying upon that. Upon that fact alone, I would recommend this bag.

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