Bumper Issue

FLEXIBLE, ACCESSIBLE SPACE

To ensure you can put lots of stuff in and get to it pronto, we first put in lots of thought. Thatís why the Bumper Issue's 9 litre main compartment is divided into two convenient-sized sections by an elasticised mesh diver. Why it also incorporates a sleeve for a two-litre hydration bladder, a netbook or anything else thatís kinda small-ish, flat-ish and rectangular-ish. Why there two further external side-opening zippered pockets. And why the bagís shoulder harness cleverly incorporates invisible slide throughs for feeds of the hydrating and/or audio variety.

TWO-LITRE HYDRATION BLADDER

Aye, what be yrrrr poison? H2O? Sports drink? Something a little, ahem, stronger? The Bumper Issue's easy clean bladder will hold and dispense two litres of your preferred hydrating fluid via a tube feed that snakes its way along integrated slide throughs in the bag's shoulder harness.

EMERGENCY WHISTLE

Take the road less travelled they said. And where did it take you? Straight to 'Lost' series seven. Still, at least you can improv a merry ol' tune on your Bumper Issue emergency whistle while you wait for rescue.

FULLY ADJUSTABLE ERGONOMIC CARRYING SYSTEM WITH TUBE FEED

Wide, body contoured, filled to the gills with EVA foam and complete with integrated hydration tube feed/earbud slide throughs, the Bumper Issue's fully adjustable ergonomic harness straps combine with chest and detachable waist belts to distribute weight evenly across your body.

COMPRESSION STRAP CLOSURE WITH QUICK RELEASE CLIP

Itís a cinch. Click open for quick fire free flap bag action. Click shut to close out the mischievous mitts of would be pocket pickerers.

PADDED CARRY HANDLE

The easiest pick up since Britney went off her meds, the Bumper Issue's carry handle features double weave flamed polypropylene for strength and durability.

QUAD QUICK RELEASE SIDE COMPRESSION STRAPS

Excess-ing your baggage? Bring the Bumper Issueís four quick release side compression straps into play. Exhale. Click. Tighten. Done.

SAFETY REFLECTORS

Cyclops evil eye rear reflectors combine with those on the quad compression straps to ensure you ñ and your views on passing motorists ñ are as plain as day, and even more obvious at night.

MOISTURE CONTROL

To help wick away perspiration into the sweatasphere, the rear of the bag and underside of its harness both feature Air Mesh padding. The rear also features a full-height spine vent to keep fresh air circulating between the bag and your back.

WATERPROOFING MEASURES

Be it rain, hail, sleet, snow, beer or mixed drinks, the bagís 1,000D outer, corner rainguards and hooded external zippers are designed to weather the storm and keep your cargo dry as a nun's gusset.

ANTI-ABSRASIVE SURFACES

The 1,000D outer and 300D Rip-stop lining combine phenomenal strength with exceptional smoothness and malleability. Your clothes don't catch. Your cargo don't get scratched.

BUILT TOUGH

Designed to outlast its lifetime guarantee, the bag features a super strength water resistant 1,000D outer, 300D Rip-stop lining, flamed polypropylene webbing, triple strength S-Bend webbing attachment, injection moulded velcro and bonded nylon thread with bar tack stitching on all stress points.

DIMENSIONS

WARRANTY

Not just ‘a’ warranty, but the Legendary Crumpler ‘Til Death Do Us Part’ Warranty!

If your Crumpler bag fails as a result of defective materials or workmanship under normal use while you: a) draw breath and b) remain the bag’s owner, we’ll repair or replace the part(s) in question – no questions asked. Just drop your bag off at a Crumpler Store or mail your bag to a Crumpler HQ, postage paid, together with your proof of purchase and a short note to explain the problem. We’ll make it right and send it back to you ASAP.

If we reckon the fault occurred as a result of ‘abnormal’ usage – no offence intended – we’ll contact you and obtain your approval to repair the bag at your expense.